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Изучение иностранных языков |
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06.04.2021, 15:57
Some ppl think it's romantic to carve their names on trees while on a date. I'm mo' worried why they'r bringing a knife there.
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough... I've to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. Silence is gold! Duct tape is silver. |
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08.04.2021, 21:31
They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.
You'd think they'd be grateful at blood donor clinic. Not harass me with stupid question like - "Where did this blood come from." What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letter in it? Post Office! A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says - "Hey". The horse says - "You read my mind, buddy." Can February March?! No, but April May. |
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10.04.2021, 08:54
Waitress: - " Have I kept you waiting long?"
Customer: - "No, but did you know there are 3,296 squares on the ceiling?" Named my dog "5 miles" so I can tell ppl I walk 5 miles every day at least twice... Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes! That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away... and you'll have their shoes. I wish more ppl were fluent in silence. Why is Great Wall of China considered one of the seven wonders of the world? Because it is an actual long-lasting chineese product. |
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13.04.2021, 07:00
I took my grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin. It was way cheaper than haveing her buried in the cemetery.
Why abbreviation such a long word? My wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick... She still isn't talking to me. Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun. My granddad has the heart of lion and lifetime ban from zoo. |
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